Breaking News: Atheist men want blow jobs as much as believers

Ok, Godless men, it’s time to grow a dick and admit you want it sucked. For those that don’t know about the whole Rebecca Watson kerfuffle, I encourage you to google the matter and find out for yourself. Long story short, a woman who writes for skepchick.org was ASKED to come to atheist and skeptic groups and events to explain to men why there aren’t “enough women” in the movement…and then something involving an elevator.

So, she goes to these events and explains her ideas and of course, she is wrong. She isn’t actually wrong, but the men keep telling her she is (well, not really telling so much as kicking and screaming) because they don’t really want the truth because they actually don’t care. It seems mind boggling. Why would you ask a WOMAN what MEN MIGHT NEED TO CHANGE in order to attract MORE WOMEN only to shoot her down, insult her, tell her she’s an idiot, and vehemently refuse to take the advice she gives?

The real fuel behind this firestorm is quite simple. Atheist and skeptic men feel they’re not getting their dicks sucked enough. There, I said it. No one else wants to say it or admit it, but there it is all pink and flaccid. I guess men are used to better odds? They’re used to more even ratios of males to females, hell, they’re sometimes used to having MORE females than males in their other environments? Yet, with atheism and skepticism, there “aren’t enough” females, therefore not enough dick sucking. Of course, most people realize that they can’t come out and say, “Damn, I really want to get my dick sucked and since I’m seen as a nerd or outcast in every other environment, I was hoping I’d meet other nerd chicks who would then suck my dick. Alas….”

So, Rebecca, my heart is with you and I think you know this by now, but it seems men have no interest in changing their behavior to make the environment more welcoming and suitable to females. They really don’t have any intention of having women as VALUABLE members of the movement (unless eye candy counts as “valuable”…but you know, women don’t exactly have any eye candy either, but we don’t corner Brad Pitt and ask him how to get more hot dudes to get involved then tell him he’s stupid for what he says)….they just want somewhere to shoot their pent up wads. Since they can’t, they have to ejaculate anger all over Rebecca’s face, or the face of anyone else who DARES EVEN ATTEMPT to tell them that they might have to modify things if they do want more women to show up (I’ve been a victim of it too, though on a much, much smaller scale…I mean, after all, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RICHARD DAWKINS didn’t take time out of his busy schedule to shoot a wad in my face).

And you know what, sex is a great thing!! I’m not going to say sex is bad or that men shouldn’t want sex or shouldn’t want their dicks sucked, but there’s no such thing as a free blow job, ok? You fans of biology should know already that, as a general rule, rarely in the animal kingdom does the male who doesn’t try AT ALL end up attracting a female…and yet, somehow, self proclaimed, scientifically-minded dudes can’t seem to apply this to themselves. Women like fucking too. Didja ever think some of *US* came to similar events wanting our twats licked? And that’s not necessarily bad, but somehow we don’t find anyone whose dick we’d like to suck or whom we’d like to lick our twats because we actually do have standards! I gotta be honest, nothing is gonna dry out a woman’s pussy quite like a man who acts like a controlling, angry, contrary slob, ok? And maybe nothing kills a boner like a woman who gives an opinion she was asked for, but then don’t ask.

New results require new methods. If you all want to continue to sit around and beat your chests, fine, I won’t take that away from you, but don’t expect any women to join in and kneel down!

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About ktrantingredhead

Aspiring writer, professional ranter.

Posted on July 17, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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